Did you ever see that movie Malice where Nicole Kidman and Alec Baldwin plot to make millions in an insurance scam screwing poor Bill Pullman in the process, but Nicole overreaches and throws in a last minute pregnancy hoping she'll get more money out of the lawsuit only to have that overreach be the nail in the coffin that leads to the plan's epic fail? If they were to remake the movie today, I think Nicole's role could be given to Paul Ryan, Michele Bachmann, or Donald Trump.
I'm going to be an optimist here and cross my fingers that Ryan's So Called Budget - so blatantly out to screw us - makes the blind finally see, that Bachmann's stupidity goes unthwarted long enough that the Republicans get stuck with her on the 2012 ticket, and that Trump runs as an independent which, shockingly enough, might rob Republicans of some needed votes because it seems he is leading in the polls. I'm so giddy with anticipation to see the demise of this country's richest 1% I could poop myself. Poop, I say.
And if it doesn't go down this way we're off to Canada. They like soccer and hockey, and wouldn't let Fox News into the country.
In other news, Governor Walker gets dick slapped.
Piss up a rope, GOP. And then suck a big bag of dicks.
I'm going to be an optimist here and cross my fingers that Ryan's So Called Budget - so blatantly out to screw us - makes the blind finally see, that Bachmann's stupidity goes unthwarted long enough that the Republicans get stuck with her on the 2012 ticket, and that Trump runs as an independent which, shockingly enough, might rob Republicans of some needed votes because it seems he is leading in the polls. I'm so giddy with anticipation to see the demise of this country's richest 1% I could poop myself. Poop, I say.
And if it doesn't go down this way we're off to Canada. They like soccer and hockey, and wouldn't let Fox News into the country.
In other news, Governor Walker gets dick slapped.
Piss up a rope, GOP. And then suck a big bag of dicks.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.
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