Wednesday, April 6, 2011

It Must be Full of Males and Warm.

Have you ever realized a cricket found it's way into your home because it chirped and chirped and fucking chirped some more?

Only male crickets chirp, and they do it to attract females and to warn other males to stay away. You can tell the temperature outside by listening to how fast they chirp. If you count the number of chirps you hear in 13 seconds and add 40, this will tell you the temperature.

We have a Mountain Horned Dragon. She eats crickets. She does not eat them all immediately. We've got a fucking tank full of fucking male fucking crickets and a Not Very Hungry Reptile. Fuckin' Hell...

Weird Science

The essence of life is statistical improbability
 on a colossal scale.

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