Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Will the Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up?

By now you know that Mitt Romney was secretly recorded while pointing out that he's an idiot:

His plan for dealing with the Middle East is to do nothing and hope for the best.
He has no idea what a dirty bomb is.
He thinks his only chance of winning the Latino vote would be to have been born to a Mexican father as opposed to an American who lived in Mexico.
He thinks 47% of this country is a lazy group of no-tax paying moochers who will vote for Obama because he gives us handouts.
His "job is not to worry about those people" Because he'll "never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."

So THAT's who Mitt Romney is. No wonder he's been so quiet about his policies. The robot is a pompous, arrogant, entitled fuckstick who dosen't realize his own father was on welfare for part of his life and would have been part of the 47% who'll never vote for him.

Does Mitt Romney have any advisers or did he fire them all and secretly replace them with Folgers Fucking Crystals? Because everything that comes out of his mouth is cringeworthy and completely un-presidential.

He doesn't seem to know that the 47% he just insulted are seniors who contributed to this society since Romney was a crying sack of dirty diapers who needed his mother to wipe shit off his balls.
The 47% he just insulted are Soldiers who risk their lives every moment of the day so that Romney can sit comfortably at home taking over companies, stealing their worker's salaries & pensions, and putting them out of work or sending their jobs overseas.
The 47% he just insulted are children who, luckily, don't have work in a sweatshop to contribute financially with an income tax because in this country we protect them from that shit. And you can thank Labor Unions for that, by the way.

And if you are a Republican, the 47% he just insulted is you too. You know that, right? Look at the Tax Foundation map of the Non-Payers by state, you'll see that the top 10 states are Red States. Republicans. Mississippi, Georgia, Arkansas, New Mexico, Alabama, South Carolina, Louisiana, Texas, Florida, and Idaho. In that order. And he just said his job is to not worry about you because you're a lazy piece of shit who doesn't contribute to our society, you want government handouts, and you'll never take responsibility for your own life.


To those of you trying to defend him, just stop. Stop saying Romney's being a businessman will help our country. His business didn't build anything, and he made millions of dollars for himself by dismantling existing businesses and strapping them with debt. Stop lying to yourselves about Romney's intent to create jobs because he put millions of people out of work and shipped their jobs overseas to increase his profit margin. And please stop saying you're for Small Government if you want that government to have a say in what I do with my uterus. Stop supporting this cunt. Have you no self respect? Stand up for yourselves. Stand up for each other. Have you no shame?

And to you, Mitt Romney, I know you thought your figures were referring to Obama voters. I know you were trying to say that those of us who want to reelect our President want to do so because we don't want to work. Well, Bitch, I pay more taxes than you and your thieving crony friends.

Tell me again that I'm a lazy, non tax paying layabout who just wants the government to take care of me. I have some paint brushes & power tools I'd like to introduce to the sloppy end of your digestive tract.


By all means, don't you worry about me. I've taken care of myself for many, many years, and I certainly don't expect you to help. Partly because I can do it myself, partly because you are incapable, and thankfully, because you will NEVER be in a position to do so.  The more you speak, the bigger that hole you're digging gets, and I guarantee that come November, you won't have to take care of anyone but that horse. And Rafalca, too.

Now would be a good time to show us your fucking tax returns.

Signed,
A Voter, not a Victim



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