Sunday, February 12, 2012

So it Wasn't Created by Hallmark...

Someecards says it best - The only thing worse than Valentine's Day without your loved one is Valentine's Day. Meh. At least it's not as long as December's holiday season...

If love is the answer, 
could you please rephrase the question?

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Republican Stupidity? Priceless.

Oh, GOP. Your hypocrisy is never ending. How do you do it without millions of your supporters calling you out? Considering how violent and weapon-happy they are I'm surprised they haven't yet cut off your heads and bolted them to the hoods of their cars.

If you want to pick on Obama, there are in fact truthful points you can make; he's not perfect. But attacking his fundraiser? It's like an autocorrect fail - makes no sense and funny as hell.

The Obama Runway to Win fundraiser has a line of celebrity-designed items whose sales will benefit the president's re-election campaign. Simple. It's like a bake sale for people who prefer fashion over brownies. Scarlett Johansson will host and Obama For America campaign manager Jim Messina will be a special guest.

The RNC response video to the event? I've seen better work on Cable Access. I'm not posting it or it's link here so if you need to see it, find it yourself. I will, however, give you Diaper Time from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Makes more sense and more entertaining.

So the GOP is whining about the Obama campaign hosting a ritzy NYC fashion show while 12 million Americans remain out of work. Really? That's all you got? Because Obama's got the creation of over 3 million jobs since he took office. Jobs, just so you remember, that were lost under Baby Bush because of people and companies like Mitt Romney & Bain Capital. He's also got this reminder that the GOP could care less about whether or not the unemployed ever go back to work. Way to spend your money, dipshits.

But my most favorite, favoritest part of the whole thing? The Hypocrisy of it all. The GOP keeps telling Americans to stop needing the government. To stop taking its Social Security despite the fact that as retired presidents both Bush Senior and Baby Bush receive a salary of $450,000 a year for life from the government - your tax dollars. To stop wanting Government health insurance despite the fact that every GOP member of the federal government receives federal health insurance - your tax dollars. To stop taking handouts. The way they do. From your tax dollars.

Well Obama's campaign is actually fundraising here. What's the GOP doing? Taking $100 million from the Koch brother and their cronies. Sounds like another handout to me.

Play that Funky Music

You are the result of four billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Do You Even Know Who Saul Alinsky Is?

You know I'm on a rampage when I can write a post about a subject that pisses the shit out of me and still have room for a second post about the next day. 

Facts are facts. If you watch this well laid out, rational video and still don't understand that Newt & his cohorts are not out for your best interests, there is something wrong with you. 

See these cunts for who they are, people. Be better than them. Strive to be a mensch. 

The greatest enemy of individual freedom
is the individual himself.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

An Inconvenient Truth

America is climbing out of the black hole Baby Bush buried us in. Isn't it awful? It is if you're a republican presidential candidate.

President Obama's stimulus package has employment on the rise and America's economy improving. On top of that a war has ended, and Bin Laden has been killed. How are neoconservatives going to make good on their promise to make Obama a one term president when his policies are working? When his military is kicking ass? How can they possibly take hold of that seat in the Oval Office when the guy there now is doing his best to help the American people get their lives back on track after Baby Bush did such a good job of derailing it?

Lie their fucking faces off, that's how. Paul Krugman's piece is dated two days ago and already the lies are coming. I just watched Newt Gingrich tell his audience that the decline in unemployment is actually a bad thing. I won't repeat his spin because it was too stupid and thoroughly incorrect, but the fat, bloated, desperate bitch said it. And idiots will buy it. I always suspected that racism, prejudice, and bigotry were born out of ignorance and stupidity. Thanks for the proof.

The more Obama's policies improve our nation, the more desperate these rich white Christian men get. Know how desperate? Enough that the Koch brothers and their cronies have pledged $100 Million to beat Obama in the 2012 elections regardless of how much he fixes our broken nation. How much money do you think they stand to make with Obama out of the way if they're willing to shell out that kind of cash to make it happen?

Just remember - when Mitt, Newt, and their super pacs tell you that a strong person does for himself and doesn't need the government for that beautiful home on a beautiful piece of land with a beautiful dawn in the background and the American flag planted firmly in the ground, they are neglecting to remind you that they got all those things themselves from the Baby Bush entitlements & bank bailouts. And they are so terrified that you will figure it out they're willing to pledge $100 million in chump change to keep you from realizing it.

Do you really think Newt wants to maintain Family Values in this country? Because I wouldn't be surprised to hear he's already fucking his fourth wife. Do you honestly think Mitt is anything more than a slick business man trying to sell you a lemon of a car? Because if you have a job, you'll be lucky if he doesn't buy your company, fire you, and sell your pension. You think Santorum is going to overturn Roe v. Wade? Because he's so against abortion he and his wife had one.

Do you really not know when you're being lied to?

American Dream

You are the result of four billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

I'm Sure it was Originally Her Grandmother's.

That shit is tighter than dick skin!
I see she's set aside this special time to humiliate herself in public.
Her low self esteem is just good common sense.
She must still be drunk from breakfast.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina had a password, it would be "password."
It cannot be unseen!
Those gloves look absolutely ridiculous with that dress.
Her father must be so proud of his little girl.
She needed the necklace to cover her Adam's apple.
Bitch stole my look!
Seriously, that guy's suit is a whole size too small.
and last, but not least,
They Make a Lovely Pair...

Diamonds in Her Eyes

Bravery never goes out of fashion.