That shit is tighter than dick skin!
I see she's set aside this special time to humiliate herself in public.
Her low self esteem is just good common sense.
She must still be drunk from breakfast.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina had a password, it would be "password."
It cannot be unseen!
Those gloves look absolutely ridiculous with that dress.
Her father must be so proud of his little girl.
She needed the necklace to cover her Adam's apple.
Bitch stole my look!
Seriously, that guy's suit is a whole size too small.
and last, but not least,
They Make a Lovely Pair...
Diamonds in Her Eyes