Friday, May 6, 2011

Denial Flavored Kool Aid with a Patriotic Twist.

Planted firmly on one side of a very divided nation, it's easy to look across the line and see a bunch of morons, especially when you're looking at what I'm looking at. I'm not talking about differing opinions. When one side clearly succeeds where the other side failed, it's fascinating to watch how bitter that failing Republican side can get: Bitter enough to revise history, ignore facts, and lie their asses off for a completely fake reality that suits them and their egos.

But it can't stop there. After all, someone needs to vote for them, and it sure as hell won't be anyone with the capacity to think and remember. That's where stupid people come in.

Have they convince you yet that President Barack Obama is to blame for Idiot Emperor Baby Bush's enormous deficit? Because it was there the day he was inaugurated. Baby Bush left it behind like an abandoned suitcase and a scorching case of herpes, and, by the way, pissed away President Bill Clinton's surplus with wars and tax breaks for the wealthy.

Have they gotten you to believe that Clinton is to blame for the September 11 attacks even though they happened well into Baby Bush's presidency? Because as he left office, he actually warned Baby Bush to watch out for Osama Bin Laden.

Have they gotten you to forget that less than six months after the attacks, Baby Bush gave up searching for Bin Laden and said, "I don't know where Bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority?" Because they would now like you to thank him for Bin Laden's death even though he had absolutely nothing to do with it. Just ignore the fact that Bin Laden was killed by a strategic plan put in place by Obama, please.

If you are, in fact, stupid enough to ignore history for them, you are, by now, screaming for photographic proof of Bin Laden's death because they have taught you that when it comes to factual proof, a DNA match is nothing compared to photos. You're the same schmucks who don't believe his Birth Certificate is real.

And if you are stupid enough to ignore history and facts by believing their really obvious lies, you are probably insipid enough to finish it all off with the belief that you are a patriot. All of you who love to wrap yourselves in the American flag telling everyone how much you love this country haven't the faintest idea what it means.

To be an American Patriot, you actually have to care about the plot of land America sits on and its people. Republicans have no love for this land. Their mantra is Drill, Baby, Drill, and if they have their way, they will deregulate every measure of safety taken to keep this country's soil, water, and air clean and unpoisoned.

They have no love for Americans except the rich ones. Just watch CSPAN and tell me how much they care about our way of life.

Patriots? Right. My Little White Ass. Stop wrapping yourselves in that flag before you accidentally choke on it. With the Tea...

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You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.

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