If you say you are for Small Government but insist that your opinion should be present while I'm discussing options for my body and health with my doctor, you are not for Small Government.
If you say you are Pro Life but don't believe everyone is entitled to affordable healthcare, think that a fertilized egg has more rights than the woman carrying it, or are for the death penalty, you are not Pro Life. You are just Pro Fetus. Dick.
If you say you stand behind the Constitution but talk about the Bible when discussing our government and legislation, you don't stand behind the Constitution, you stand behind the Bible. That's okay, just stop getting your peanut butter in my chocolate.
If you say that Rules and Regulations are Anti-Market or that deregulation won't lead to greedy corporations Donkey Punching the clean air, water, food, and FDIC protected savings out of us, you are naive or a liar. Either way, I think you suck.
If you say you are a Patriot but you neither protect the land from people who cry Drill, Baby, Drill nor fight for all American's rights, you're not a Patriot. You're a fucking douchebag.
Now shut the fuck up, cunt.
That's Just What You Are
If you say you are Pro Life but don't believe everyone is entitled to affordable healthcare, think that a fertilized egg has more rights than the woman carrying it, or are for the death penalty, you are not Pro Life. You are just Pro Fetus. Dick.
If you say you stand behind the Constitution but talk about the Bible when discussing our government and legislation, you don't stand behind the Constitution, you stand behind the Bible. That's okay, just stop getting your peanut butter in my chocolate.
If you say that Rules and Regulations are Anti-Market or that deregulation won't lead to greedy corporations Donkey Punching the clean air, water, food, and FDIC protected savings out of us, you are naive or a liar. Either way, I think you suck.
If you say you are a Patriot but you neither protect the land from people who cry Drill, Baby, Drill nor fight for all American's rights, you're not a Patriot. You're a fucking douchebag.
Now shut the fuck up, cunt.
That's Just What You Are
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.
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