I'll see your well thought out Blog and raise you one with no theme or purpose, a plethora of rants and cursing, and the occasional reminder that you are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success, so fucking act like it. It's all perfectly cromulent.
Monday, March 5, 2012
Let the Financial Hemorrhaging Flow
In the completely unlikely event that that this site ever requires monetary backing, I too will "apologize" for not using the best word choices to point out that Rush Limbaugh's mother is a slut, takes it up the sloppy end of her digestive tract, eats fuckstick through her shit valve, earns a quarter for every pork sword up her ass flap, and charges less to make up for her Adam's Apple, but I'll assure you that I only chose them hoping to be humorous while I reiterate that I still wouldn't fuck her with any of Rush's four wives' dicks because even a bad choice of words won't change her status as a slut.
I'd like to thank the following eight companies for pulling sponsorship from Rush Limbaugh's show: AOL, Carbonite, Citrix, LegalZoom, ProFlowers, Quicken Loans, Sleep Number, and The Sleep Train.