Thursday, July 12, 2012

It's That Time Again.

Dear Diem,

Our records show that you are due for a Booby Squishing. Please call one of our schedulers to arrange your Booby Squishing appointment. On Squishing day, please avoid the use of anything that makes you stink or sweat less as it may affect the quality of the squished booby images we take. We recommend that you wear a two piece making it easier for our Booby Squishing technician to access, stretch, pull, flatten, and of course, squish the boobies. Thanks for choosing us for all your Booby Squishing & Box Doctor needs.

My Humps

http://www.emailjokez.com/more/37418_Manogram.htm


You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.

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