In the wake of today's tragedy in Aurora, Colorado, let's make sure that some dumb cunt of a conservative gets a chance to say something Street Rat Crazy instead of looking in the mirror, rethinking his own policies, and, more importantly, SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.
This may be too much for an idiot to comprehend, but Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert is an Ass Hat, and anyone who voted him into office KNOWING he's an Ass Hat, is an Ass Hat too. If you are one of these Ass Hats, have someone explain to you that George Harrison solved the gun control issue years ago when he said "If everyone who had a gun just shot themselves, there wouldn't be a problem."
Then ask them to explain that you're dealing with a heat wave this summer because of Global Warming, that Mitt Romney isn't releasing more than 2 years of tax returns because he's hiding something very bad, and that the world economy crashed because of a few really rich, greedy conservatives. Then work on not being an Ass Hat anymore. Asshole.
The Choice is Yours
This may be too much for an idiot to comprehend, but Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert is an Ass Hat, and anyone who voted him into office KNOWING he's an Ass Hat, is an Ass Hat too. If you are one of these Ass Hats, have someone explain to you that George Harrison solved the gun control issue years ago when he said "If everyone who had a gun just shot themselves, there wouldn't be a problem."
Then ask them to explain that you're dealing with a heat wave this summer because of Global Warming, that Mitt Romney isn't releasing more than 2 years of tax returns because he's hiding something very bad, and that the world economy crashed because of a few really rich, greedy conservatives. Then work on not being an Ass Hat anymore. Asshole.
The Choice is Yours
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.
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