I'm Not Gonna Fight You, Octopus. You're Drunk.

I was having a rough day when I stumbled into a public restroom and saw something that made me piss myself. Good thing I was already using the bathroom. I tried to photograph what is now my favorite public bathroom stall scribble, but there's a better image on the web:

Occasionally a total stranger I will never meet makes my day with shit like this.

And This.

And This.

So for all you vandals with good-spirited senses of humor, I give you many, many thanks. And a love song...

My Funny Valentine

You take the truth

and you put a little curlicue at the end.